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No one wants to read your AI slop (permalink)

Everyone knows (or should know) that as fascinating as your dreams are to you, they are eye-glazingly dull to everyone else. Perhaps you have a friend or two who will tolerate you recounting your dreams at them (treasure those friends), but you should never, ever presume that other people want to hear about your dreams.

The same is true of your conversations with chatbots. Even if you find these conversations interesting, you should never assume that anyone else will be entertained by them. In the absence of an explicit reassurance to the contrary, you should presume that recounting your AI chatbot sessions to your friends is an imposition on the friendship, and forwarding the transcripts of those sessions doubly so (perhaps triply so, given the verbosity of chatbot responses).

I will stipulate that there might be friend groups out there where pastebombs of AI chat transcripts are welcome, but even if you work in such a milieu, you should never, ever assume that a stranger wants to see or hear about your AI "conversations." Tagging a chatbot into a social media conversation with a stranger and typing, "Hey Grok‡, what do you think of that?" is like masturbating in front of a stranger.

‡ Ugh

It's rude. It's an imposition. It's gross.

There's an even worse circle of hell than the one you create when you nonconsensually add a chatbot to a dialog: the hell that comes from reading something a stranger wrote, and then asking a chatbot to generate "commentary" on it and emailing it to that stranger.

Even the AI companies pitching their products claim that they need human oversight because they are prone to errors (including the errors that the companies dress up by calling them "hallucinations"). If you've read something you disagree with but don't understand well enough to rebut, and you ask an AI to generate a rebuttal for you, you still don't understand it well enough to rebut it.

You haven't generated a rebuttal: you have generated a blob of plausible sentences that may or may not constitute a valid critique of the work you're upset with – but until a human being who understands the issue goes through the AI output line by line and verifies it, it's just stochastic word-salad.

Once again: the act of prompting a sentence generator to create a rebuttal-shaped series of sentences does not impart understanding to the prompter. In the dialog between someone who's written something and someone who disagrees with it, but doesn't understand it well enough to rebut it, the only person qualified to evaluate the chatbot's output is the original author – that is, the stranger you've just emailed a chat transcript to.

Emailing a stranger a blob of unverified AI output is not a form of dialogue – it's an attempt to coerce a stranger into unpaid labor on your behalf. Strangers are not your "human in the loop" whose expensive time is on offer to painstakingly work through the plausible sentences a chatbot made for you for free.

Remember: even the AI companies will tell you that the work of overseeing an AI's output is valuable labor. The fact that you can costlessly (to you) generate infinite volumes of verbose, plausible-seeming topical sentences in no way implies that the people who actually think about things and then write them down have the time to mark your chatbot's homework.

That is a fatal flaw in the idea that we will increase our productivity by asking chatbots to summarize things we don't understand: by definition, if we don't understand a subject, then we won't be qualified to evaluate the summary, either.

There simply is no substitute for learning about a subject and coming to understand it well enough to advance the subject, whether by contributing your own additions or by critiquing its flaws. That's not to say that we shouldn't aspire to participate in discourse about areas that seem interesting or momentous – but asking a chatbot to contribute on your behalf does not impart insight to you, and it is a gross imposition on people who have taken the time to understand and participate using their own minds and experience.

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Upcoming books (permalink)

  • "The Reverse-Centaur's Guide to AI," a short book about being a better AI critic, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, June 2026

  • "Enshittification, Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It" (the graphic novel), Firstsecond, 2026

  • "The Post-American Internet," a geopolitical sequel of sorts to Enshittification, Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2027

  • "Unauthorized Bread": a middle-grades graphic novel adapted from my novella about refugees, toasters and DRM, FirstSecond, 2027

  • "The Memex Method," Farrar, Straus, Giroux, 2027



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  • "The Post-American Internet," a short book about internet policy in the age of Trumpism. PLANNING.

  • A Little Brother short story about DIY insulin PLANNING


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13 Gen Z workplace terms and phrases

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It’s probably not a great sign for the relationship between labor and management that most of the workplace neologisms associated with Gen Z are about finding ways not to go to work, or to go to work but to have your mind be somewhere else. Gen Z is taking a lot of heat for these practices, but they might also be on to something profound about redefining our relationship between work and life into something healthier and more sustainable.

Acting your wage

When you’re “acting your wage” you’re pegging your effort to your salary. Someone stuck in a low-paying job, or someone who believes they should’ve received a promotion, and thus a wage, may engage in this practice. It sounds similar to the “quiet quitting” trend that got so much attention in the aftermath of the Covid pandemic, when employees were briefly in the driver’s seat of a very tight labor market. “Acting your wage” means “doing the core requirements of your role without going above and beyond to please your employer or clients,” said Business Insider.

Bare minimum Mondays

A tool to manage the so-called Sunday Scaries — when the looming arrival of the workweek causes anxiety that ruins your Sunday — “Bare minimum Mondays” means starting out on the first day of the week with small, achievable tasks and low expectations, punctuated perhaps by completing some household tasks that went unaddressed over the weekend. Coined by Tik Tok influencer Marisa Jo, the practice might help ease some into the workweek but also “could lead workers to procrastinate to avoid stress,” said CNBC.

Boreout

Boreout is like burnout, but instead of feeling exhausted and overwhelmed, an employee is apathetic and uninterested in the work they’re doing. It goes beyond the occasional feeling of disengagement and means that “boredom becomes a regular feature of work, a chronic condition that can zap people’s motivation,” said Inc. Someone suffering from boreout might also model the so-called Gen Z stare, a blank expression designed to communicate disinterest or contempt.

Career cushioning

The employee using a sick day or a personal day might actually be on a job interview, engaging in what is known as “career cushioning.” Employees who are dissatisfied with their work or just want to have multiple options available in a time of economic upheaval and AI-driven disorientation want to have multiple jobs lined up, just in case. That’s because even “those employees who have experienced steadiness in employment can feel nervous about their future within their company,” said U.S. News & World Report.

Coffee badging

A term that arose out of struggles between companies and employees over returning to the office in the wake of the Covid pandemic, “coffee badging” refers to someone who shows up to work to be seen quickly, swipe their badge and perhaps pour themselves a coffee in front of their co-workers before jetting back home for the day. It’s a way of maintaining the “freedom to work remotely while adhering to the rules,” said Yahoo Finance.

Downshifting

For most people, the career ladder is climbed in only one direction. But a new trend has emerged, particularly as AI cuts into career mobility opportunities for college-educated workers: downshifting, part of a larger trend of career minimalism.

It can mean either reducing hours and commitment in an existing job, avoiding management positions in what’s known as conscious unbossing, or even moving into trade work. Today it is “increasingly common to see interior designers become bakers, ex-bankers opening up cheese shops and marketing officers taking up electricians’ tools,” said The Conversation.

Microbreak

The hours-long, three-martini lunch has been dead for years, but younger workers are changing the workplace in even more significant ways. One is the practice of taking very short breaks, or microbreaks, during the workday rather than — or even in addition to — a long, somnolent lunch break. Microbreaks are “effective energy management strategies and help employees bounce back from fatigue,” said Forbes. They can also help address many other pathologies of workplace culture against which Gen Z seems to be rebelling.

Quiet firing

The counterpart to “quiet quitting,” this practice is often seen in remote workplaces in which an employee is being ignored by their boss, and not receiving the support, mentoring or guidance they need to succeed. Sometimes supervisors will even “allow employees to have truly toxic or miserable experiences at work as a way to squeeze them out,” said Gallup.

Rage applying

When someone is particularly aggrieved about something at their current job, they may engage in “rage applying,” which means firing off multiple applications for new positions elsewhere. In a world in which employers are increasingly using AI to sift through applications, or even posting fake jobs, this approach might not be particularly effective, but it “can be cathartic for dissatisfied employees,” said Xref.

Resenteeism

A play on the word “absenteeism,” and another sibling of “quiet quitting,” it refers to workers who show up to the job but don’t want to be there and therefore don’t work hard or effectively. The rise of resenteeism is part of a “widening perception gap between organizational leaders, employees and their managers,” said Forbes. If this is how employees are feeling, a company is clearly doing something fundamentally wrong.

Snail girl

A "snail girl” is the counterpart to the Millennial “girlboss” archetype. Instead of pursuing career ambitions at all costs, a snail girl prioritizes work-life balance and works to live rather than lives to work. It’s the “antidote to years of perpetually hustling,” said Fortune, although the practice isn’t necessarily a “death knell to ambition.” It is also sometimes rendered as someone being in their “snail girl era” to suggest that the condition is temporary.

Taskmasking

Also known as “productivity theater,” taskmasking is a way for employees to look like they are busy or engaging in work when they are actually checked out or even doing other things, like watching Netflix or running errands. It might be someone who is logged into Slack and occasionally responding to messages but who fundamentally isn’t there. For in-person settings, that might mean “moving quickly though the office while carrying a laptop or clipboard,” said The Guardian. This is also known as live action role-playing or “larping” your job.

Toxic productivity

The obsession with constantly working and the accompanying paranoia about whether you’re doing enough, even on nights and weekends, is known as “toxic productivity.” It’s a term that many Gen Z workers think applies to their Millennial and Gen X colleagues and supervisors who seem to value career advancement above all else. It’s a phrase used by those who believe that while “working hard and chasing dreams is a good thing, pursuing it in unhealthy ways as we sacrifice our well-being and mental health is not,” said Trill Mag.



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I'm glad I'm not in a conventional workplace!
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